Title: Taint
Author: S.L
Jennings
Release Date: May
20, 2014
BLURB:
Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here?
Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.
Now…who’s first?
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here?
Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.
Now…who’s first?
Jenn's Review
OK, who here decided they HAD to have this book, once you
read the blurb? *Raises hand
Now, who stared at the cover while imagining Justice Drake
as your lover, teacher, best friend and worst enemy? *Raises hand
And last, once you found out you could go to Mike Thurston’s
FB page to, you know, get a better idea of what Justice Drake will look like
throughout the book and have plenty of pictures in your mind, you did? *Thank
god I’m not the only one!
Ladies are sent to Justice Drake, by their husbands, to
learn how to please them in the bedroom. They use the excuse of their wives
being frigid to gallivant around town with other women and sometimes men. The
wives know what they are getting into but I don’t think they expected what they
got. I don’t have pearls to clutch but I can certainly see it happening with
people that I’ve met.
I feel for these ladies. They have been humiliated by the
one person that should’ve put them on a pedestal. And Justice knows all of
their history. It’s his job to know. So, when Ally first speaks up in class, it
takes everything in him to act normal, to look blank. But, he’s affected by her
and he isn’t allowed to be. He has to keep himself separate at all times. If
anything were to happen and the whereabouts of his location and what he does
gets out, he’s ruined.
He constantly goes for the shock factor, to get these ladies
out of their comfort zone and know that they are beautiful. Just learn how to
own it. I have to tell you, these ladies’ reactions cracked me up. They would
be starting to get used to his words and ways, and he would find a new way to
leave them speechless. I loved just seeing what Justice was going to show each
morning. But, he was struggling. Ally was getting to him and making him feel
things that he shouldn’t and he had to put a stop to it.
So many things happen in this story that I could really keep
going. In the beginning, I wasn’t sure what was going to happen and how it was
going to go down. But, as always, S.L. Jennings got me good. At one point in
the book I was messaging her telling her my heart was pounding out of my chest
and I was nervous enough to lose my breakfast! I was so invested in the
characters that I didn’t want anything bad to happen. However, the shoe always
has to drop and I was left pretty upset. There were a couple people I wanted to
throat punch but it’s all good now. They got theirs.
As you can tell, I REALLY enjoyed this book. And, I REALLY
need a poster of the cover, to hang on my ceiling. J
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
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Most known for her starring role in a popular sitcom as a
child, S.L. Jennings went on to earn her law degree from Harvard at the young
age of 16. While studying for the bar exam and recording her debut hit album,
she also won the Nobel Prize for her groundbreaking invention of calorie-free
wine. When she isn’t conquering the seas in her yacht or flying her Gulfstream,
she likes to spin elaborate webs of lies and has even documented a few of these
said falsehoods.
Some of S.L.’s devious lies:
FEAR OF FALLING
THE DARK LIGHT SERIES
v
Dark Light
v
The Dark Prince
v
Nikolai (a Dark Light novella)
v
Light Shadows- coming in 2014
TAINT- releasing in
May 20, 2014
Meet the Liar:
Twitter: @MrsSLJ
www.sljennings.com
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