Friday, May 23, 2014

***Blog Tour Stop and Giveaway*** Taint by S.L. Jennings

Title: Taint
Author: S.L Jennings
Release Date: May 20, 2014

Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here? 

Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?

You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.

Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.

Ok, good. Now where were we?

If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.

For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.

And who am I?

Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.

I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.

Now…who’s first?

Jenn's Review

OK, who here decided they HAD to have this book, once you read the blurb? *Raises hand

Now, who stared at the cover while imagining Justice Drake as your lover, teacher, best friend and worst enemy? *Raises hand

And last, once you found out you could go to Mike Thurston’s FB page to, you know, get a better idea of what Justice Drake will look like throughout the book and have plenty of pictures in your mind, you did? *Thank god I’m not the only one!

Ladies are sent to Justice Drake, by their husbands, to learn how to please them in the bedroom. They use the excuse of their wives being frigid to gallivant around town with other women and sometimes men. The wives know what they are getting into but I don’t think they expected what they got. I don’t have pearls to clutch but I can certainly see it happening with people that I’ve met.

I feel for these ladies. They have been humiliated by the one person that should’ve put them on a pedestal. And Justice knows all of their history. It’s his job to know. So, when Ally first speaks up in class, it takes everything in him to act normal, to look blank. But, he’s affected by her and he isn’t allowed to be. He has to keep himself separate at all times. If anything were to happen and the whereabouts of his location and what he does gets out, he’s ruined.

He constantly goes for the shock factor, to get these ladies out of their comfort zone and know that they are beautiful. Just learn how to own it. I have to tell you, these ladies’ reactions cracked me up. They would be starting to get used to his words and ways, and he would find a new way to leave them speechless. I loved just seeing what Justice was going to show each morning. But, he was struggling. Ally was getting to him and making him feel things that he shouldn’t and he had to put a stop to it.

So many things happen in this story that I could really keep going. In the beginning, I wasn’t sure what was going to happen and how it was going to go down. But, as always, S.L. Jennings got me good. At one point in the book I was messaging her telling her my heart was pounding out of my chest and I was nervous enough to lose my breakfast! I was so invested in the characters that I didn’t want anything bad to happen. However, the shoe always has to drop and I was left pretty upset. There were a couple people I wanted to throat punch but it’s all good now. They got theirs.

As you can tell, I REALLY enjoyed this book. And, I REALLY need a poster of the cover, to hang on my ceiling. J


Most known for her starring role in a popular sitcom as a child, S.L. Jennings went on to earn her law degree from Harvard at the young age of 16. While studying for the bar exam and recording her debut hit album, she also won the Nobel Prize for her groundbreaking invention of calorie-free wine. When she isn’t conquering the seas in her yacht or flying her Gulfstream, she likes to spin elaborate webs of lies and has even documented a few of these said falsehoods.
Some of S.L.’s devious lies:
v  Dark Light
v  The Dark Prince
v  Nikolai (a Dark Light novella)
v  Light Shadows- coming in 2014
TAINT- releasing in May 20, 2014
Meet the Liar:
Twitter: @MrsSLJ



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