Thursday, June 6, 2013

***The Final Lesson Plan (Schooled 2) by Deena Bright Blog Tour Stop and Giveaways***

“They’re baaack!”

The raunchy, witty gang from Schooled is back again, but this time what they lack in full-out graphic erotica, they more than make up for in humor, sarcasm, sexual innuendo, and believe it or not, emotional angst. 

Now that Janelle Garrity’s reputation has been slandered all over her hometown, and the locals are referring to her as “Professor Pedophile,” she has a lot of cleansing of her good name to tend to. But that won’t stop her from still getting down and dirty with her sexy boy toys, Briggs Alexander and Leo Cling. Both men taught her about that four-letter word, lust. But, can they further her education and teach her even more about that other four letter word, love? Briggs and Leo both possess secrets that Janelle never saw coming. Will those secrets be too much for her, causing this teacher to dismiss class early? Or does Janelle Garrity, teacher extraordinaire, have that special ability to turn all situations into a “teachable moment” for everyone involved? 

Inquiring and dirty minds want to know; will Janelle hold on to that hunky football star, taking him all the way to the end zone? Or will Janelle choose the romance-reading intellectual as her other half? The Final Lesson Plan will give you all the answers, and you won’t even have to cheat.

Jenn's Review
What can I say? Even though the book said it was smutless, I loved it!! Janelle, her friends, family and boyfriends provided so much entertainment, that I wasn’t ready to say goodbye. Oh, who am I kidding? I wanted her to choose ____, and I was desperate to get to the end to find out if I got my wish! If you remember, two men fell in love with Janelle and the feeling was mutual. Both Briggs and Leo decided they couldn’t live without her and were willing to share until she could make her final decision. They got the contract ready and for an entire month, the guys pulled out all the stops. I could see why she had a hard time choosing but my mind was made up already.

Janelle’s douchenozzle of a husband tried to crawl back. And, that was after he tried to pay another former student to lie to Janelle’s boss! This is also after, if you remember, he was caught doing the nasty with his skank secretary! Hahaha! He deserves everything he got! We also get to spend some quality time with Char, Janelle’s best friend. She is hilarious, vulgar and I love her! “I will cunt-punt you into the next time zone if you ever speak to me again”  I only wish I could come up with some of the phrases she has! But she begins making herself scarce and leaving Janelle wondering what in the hell is going on with her friend.

Janelle helps both of her men deal with tough situations and in the meantime she is trying to keep them from killing each other. But that doesn’t stop Briggs and Leo from being complete idiots at times and saying the wrong thing to Janelle. I don’t know how she didn’t haul off and smack them! But, I guess when emotions get in the way…  They stand up for her though. They get the community to stand up for her as well. Her career means so much to her and she doesn’t want to lose it.

Leo is struggling with the entire situation. He wants Janelle to choose him so badly but so does Briggs. Leo makes the decision to leave town for a while. He needs to be with family and he can’t stand to sit back and watch Briggs win her heart. What he doesn’t know is that he has as much of her heart as Briggs. I felt for both men throughout the book. We got a glimpse into their heads for a few chapters and it rocked! And like I said earlier, I knew who I wanted but I didn’t know until the last second, when Janelle was on the doorstep who she chose!! I loved loved loved it!!!! And then at the very end we find out what Char has been up to!!! That girl knows how to keep a secret!! I hope you enjoy this story as much as I did. It was tons of fun. 

Jasper walked to meet them at the gate before they walked through. “What’re you doing here?” he asked, before Marcus could come through the gate.

“I’m just here to talk to my wife, Jasper,” Marc responded. Lauren huffed, crossing her arms over her enormous chest. Reduction, my ass.

I walked over to the gate, just as Marcus opened it and walked in. Jasper let him enter, but didn’t let him walk any further toward the pool. 

“Well…well…well…looks like my wife really is slumming,” Marcus said, being the prick that he is.  “Not only is she slumming….she’s getting her kicks at the preschool,” he said, laughing.  I couldn’t understand how he had the audacity to say such things to Leo and Briggs, when it was quite obvious that they could pulverize him in ten seconds flat.  He was such a narcissistic son-of-a-cocksucker.  “How’re my sloppy seconds anyway, Alexander?”

Within seconds, Leo and Briggs were on either side of us as Jasper began pushing Marcus back toward the gate.  “Alright Marc, you’re done here,” Jasper said.

“Why the fuck are you even here, you limp dick bastard?” Char screamed coming around to face him.  “Can’t you just leave her the fuck alone?”

“I came here to make amends, but I wouldn’t expect you…you little pyro…to know anything about redemption,” he said.

“Redemption?  Give me a fucking break. I’ll show you redemption…in Hell…you asshole,” Char was on fire.  It was bad when she got like this, because she couldn’t stop herself.

“Char, hold up, hon,” I said. “Marcus, just leave.  We’re having fun; the kids are here.  Just stop,” I said, feeling Leo’s hand on my back as Briggs stepped forward, inching closer to Marcus.

“Listen, I have an offer…an offer that I think you all would like to hear,” he said.  Looking around and eyeing each of us, he went on with his offer. “If you give me your half of the sale of our house, all of it, then I won’t press charges on your little heathens for breaking and entering,” he offered.  I felt Leo’s hand flinch on my back.  Continuing, he said, “And I’ll tell the news that this whole…whole…scandal was one big misunderstanding.”

Walking toward him, I said, “Let me get this straight, you want me to basically pay you….what….like 150 thousand dollars…to tell the truth?”

“And to save your fuck buddies from jail time.”

“What proof do you have of their so-called ‘breaking and entering,’ Marcus?” Char asked. 

“My word,” Marcus said. “And Lauren’s.”

“Whoren’s?” Char roared. “I don’t want to hear that fucking slut’s name.”

“Don’t call me a whore…or a slut,” Lauren whined. “Plus, Markie told me stories about you, Charlene.”

“I will cunt-punt you into the next time zone if you ever speak to me again,” Char threatened.  “Get back, and shut the fuck up, or I swear to God, I will lose my shit all over your ugly ass.”  Apparently, Char’s newfound desire to stop swearing was not going so well in a stressful environment.  I chuckled audibly at the thought, bringing all eyes back to me.

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